lf someone has never married, it may mean they're a careful shopper.
A divorc� will bite into any old fruit, without giving it a squeeze first.
The preceding was an unbiased opinion from my unmarried producer.
Who, incidentally, has squeezed more fruit than Tropicana.
Roz Doyle is a freewheeling, very capable, independent, young woman.
Who has a little bit of a commitment-phobia.
Basically.
How long can l chase 25-year-olds who are all looks and no substance?
- Exactly, Roz. - l'm serious. Three, four years?
But she's really good at her job and has a very strong libido.
She's not necessarily irresponsible about love. She just...
is in love with being in love. So she makes a lot of bad choices.
What the hell are you doing in my bed?
Get out! Get out! l asked you here to work, you disgusting pervert!
You'll have to slow down, l'm getting some mixed signals here.
This guy cancelled when he found out l worked for you.
- You're alienating my boyfriends! - We can't loose that demographic!
Mr Strickland, please. Just tell him it's Roz.
- Walter Strickland Jr? - Senior.
- You know someone so important? - The less you know, the better.
Get married. Have kids, move to the country.
Buy a puppy, live happily ever after.
Just don't tell me about it. l need a boyfriend!
Niles, guess which Seattle nightspot is closing its doors?
Roz, you're moving!
l'm getting tired of your insinuation that l sleep around.
l didn't get any sleep because of Chopper Dave.
When he gets bored he likes to buzz people's apartments in his helicopter!
- That would be annoying. - lt didn't bother me.
But the guy l was with is a Vietnam vet and he started having flashbacks!
Do l have headphone hair? l may have to flirt out of a parking ticket.
- Just go! - OK!
What was that?
Big blue flash. Cherries everywhere!
lf you need company, call me. Here's my number.
- That's a snazzy card. - Yes, glows in the dark.
So do l.